Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats

Substacknewsletter · by Abram Dress · English

Short fiction and novel excerpts. Deep profound thoughts about shallow frivolous stuff, and vice versa.

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Observed frequency: No recent posts; Observed from indexed posts
Last post: Jan 2, 2026; Jan 2, 2026
Likely audience: fans of dark comedy; Inferred from post content

Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats is a Substack newsletter by Abram Dress covering reverse psychology, mythology and wish granting. Its most recent indexed post is from Jan 2, 2026.

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reverse psychology
mythology
wish granting
romantic longing
vampire fiction

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